As the final
Holiday shopping week rolls in and families seek out big screen
entertainment, many might struggle to find Disney’s latest animation
achievement anything other than decent kiddy distraction. The children
will no doubt hoot and holler at animation heroes and find an important
moral about overcoming selfishness, but let us get something straight; Lion
King this is definitely not.
The story opens in the palace of emperor Kuzco (David Spade) who
seems to waste no time in self-indulgence at the expense of the better
good of his subjects. His latest fix is to destroy the village of Pacha
(John Goodman), a hardworking, simple peasant, in order to build his
winter water slide. The emperor’s nemesis Yzma decides to poison Kuzco
in order to take over the throne, but her clumsy sidekick Kronk (Patrick
Warburton) can’t quite deliver the poison correctly, so Kuzco is
turned into a lama and ends up on Pacha’s cart as the peasant returns
home. Kuzco then tries to convince Pacha to lead him back to his palace,
but Pacha challenges him to do the right thing by his people.
The movie abounds with typical animation trimmings; wacky characters,
funny situations, moral challenges, and songs, but to our
disappointment, it lacks the story power derived from a flawed hero
struggling to transcend imperfection necessary to find his or hers true
integrity and make the world a better place. Instead, we have a rather
smug parody of a self-centered yuppy who ends up realizing that he
should be nicer. Yawn! Even the music, which usually carries major
appeal in an animation film, is largely unhummable despite Sting’s
involvement as songwriter.
The voice work of John Goodman greatly enriches the tender moments
and invokes sympathy, and the film eventually breaks through into a
hilarious, breakneck 20 minute conclusion. Patrick Warburton, recently
seen in Woman Chaser, delivers the other notable performance by
adding much-needed dimension to an empty-headed hunk.
All in all, as kiddy flicks go, Emperor’s New Groove will
adequately entertain the youngest viewers although it is not likely to
cause a massive stir.